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While I consider Chobits be a failure in the robot-girlfriend genre, Hand Maid May is surprisingly good. All 11 episodes are already available on three DVDs, and while I've only seen the old, low-res fansubs, I'm prepared to heartily recommend them.

Hand Maid May and Kazuya Saotome
Hand Maid May neatly joins two staples of anime: The robot-girlfriend and the maid-uniform genres. (See also Mahoromatic.) It's a fairly simple, silly, stereotypical anime in the giant-sweatdrops and "falling down after hearing something surprising" vein with rampant rampant fan service throughout the first episode. Somewhat ironically, because it's not at all ambitious, it succeeds brilliantly. Hand Maid May is simply a cute comedy about a clueless geek (Kazuya Saotome), his spirited sex bomb neighbor (Kasumi Tani), and a tiny devoted robot maid (Cyber Doll May), and on that level it works very well.
Okay, Kotaro Nambara (Kazuya Saotome's chief rival and antagonist) is incredibly annoying, albeit intentionally so. However, I am willing to cut him some slack because everyone else in the show is pretty charming. Besides, Nambara's voice actor is Ueda Yuuji, who also played Urashima Keitaro in Love Hina and later went on to do fairly innocuous soft core porn with Asakawa Yuu, the voice of Motoko from Love Hina and Sakaki from Azumanga Daioh. Whoop!
Posted in GIRL NEXT DOOR, Hand Maid May, Seiyuu | Tags: All-Time Babes, Androids, Anime Figures, baseball, Bend Her Over a Kotatsu, Building Stuff, Built for Sin, Computers, DVDs and Blu-ray discs, Fan Service, GIRL NEXT DOOR, Maids, Summer 2000 | Permanent Link
In the spirit of the KERO-CHAN CHECK, I hereby present the first ever KARMABURN.COM CHECK. This feature will spotlight anime bits that really should be adopted by the real world.

Kasumi from Hand Maid May
The First Check features Kasumi from Hand Maid May. Here we see a baseball jersey matched with a pleated skirt for an excellent tomboy-babe effect. With summer fast approaching, girls are hereby strongly encouraged to adopt this look. Disclaimer: The preceding recommendation only applies to girls who can throw.
Posted in CHECK, Hand Maid May | Tags: All-Time Babes, baseball, Bend Her Over a Kotatsu, Built for Sin, Fan Service, Harem Comedy, Summer 2000 | Permanent Link
Re-watching Hand Maid May makes me want to eat ramen. Tragically, noodle carts never frequent my neighborhood.

I realize this screenshot has little to do with ramen or noodle carts, alas.
In other news, they never explained where May slept after episode five.
Posted in Hand Maid May | Tags: All-Time Babes, Bend Her Over a Kotatsu, Built for Sin, DVDs and Blu-ray discs, Fan Service, Food, GIRL NEXT DOOR, Maids, Re-Watching, Summer 2000 | Permanent Link

Kasumi and Kazuya.
I have come to the conclusion that the ladder in Hand Maid May is superior to the, uh, hole in Love Hina. That is all.
Posted in GIRL NEXT DOOR, Hand Maid May, Love Hina | Tags: Androids, GIRL NEXT DOOR, Harem Comedy, Maids, Re-Watching, Summer 2000 | Permanent Link

Kaminagi is a Girl Next Door because her apartment
building is only an apple's throw away, okay?
Among the many moe stereotypes, you'll frequently find the Childhood Friend. She is a staple of harem comedies and pretty much anything related to dating sims or eroge. One study suggests that the Childhood Friend does quite well for herself, even if she does not necessarily have the inside track.

Sometimes you're taking your chances with the Girl Next Door.
In addition to the Childhood Friend, you'll also find the Clumsy Girl, the Class Rep, the Athletic Girl, and the Shrine Maiden, among others. Curiously, you won't find the Girl Next Door quite as often.

Calling Naru a Girl Next Door might be a stretch,
but the floor/ceiling hole convinces me.
Perhaps the Girl Next Door is a convention foreign to Japan, at least compared to her stature in American culture. You'll remember that Hugh Hefner built his empire on her charms. He explicitly states that his Playboy centerfolds represent the Girl Next Door. (I would argue that the typical centerfold has looked less and less like "the girl next door" over the years, but you get the idea.)

A Childhood Friend, Winry is also a Girl Next Door,
even if her house is kinda far. They live in sugei inaka.
But where ranks the Girl Next Door among anime cliches? When she does appear, she's sometimes also the Childhood Friend or some other more common cliche. It's like she's just the Girl Next Door by happenstance.

Kasumi might be the best Girl Next Door in all anime.
So, while I can't claim the Girl Next Door is rare, she is uncommon where anime is concerned—uncommon and under-appreciated. All glory to the Girl Next Door. When you're with her, it feels like home.
Posted in E/N, Fullmetal Alchemist, GIRL NEXT DOOR, Hand Maid May, Love Hina, Nodame Cantabile, Zegapain | Tags: GIRL NEXT DOOR | Permanent Link

Judy > Julia.
I've uncovered the magic behind Judy's coat: It isn't just draped over her; it's actually form-fitted to her body. It's as if the coat has a built-in bra. You know what this means? It Goddamn means that this outfit is theoretically possible in real life! Someone invite the attention of some fashion designers to this entry so they can start churning out scalloped coat-bras for all the trendy beautiful women out there looking for The Next Hot Thing.

Kasumi.
Listen, okay? It worked a few years ago after my Hand Maid May CHECK when girls started wearing baseball jerseys together with mini-skirts all over Southern California, however briefly. There's no reason why warm-weather form-fitted coat-bras couldn't make it in L.A.
Posted in CHECK, Cowboy Bebop, Hand Maid May | Tags: All-Time Babes, baseball | Permanent Link

Kaoru is the Best Girl in Major. Ryoko has more game, but Kaoru is a peach.

Kasumi from Hand Maid May is one of anime's All Time Babes,
and only partly because she's a natural right-hander
who takes baseball seriously enough to bat left.

Minori also deserves special mention for batting left and throwing right...

...and for being kinda broken inside.

Chidori vents some aggression.

It's Narue's World. We're just living in it.

Mamini is this post's Mendoza Line.

Sakaki is pretty athletic, but I'm scoring that at bat E-9.

Iizuka also bats left, but she's a natural southpaw.
I doubt she can hit, but her on-base percentage is pretty good.

I guess Daniel isn't technically a bat, but it's kinda academic, since
you can't really let Momo from Shinigami no Ballad play ball.
People would die.
Posted in Azumanga Daioh, BEST GIRL, FLCL, Full Metal Panic, GIMMICK POSTS, Hand Maid May, Hyakko, Major, Narue no Sekai, Shinigami no Ballad, Toradora! | Tags: 1000 Words, All-Time Babes, baseball | Permanent Link
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