4 July 2007: Macross 7 ED2 Reveals Path into Mylene's Pants
In contrast to the OP and the first ED, the second ED of Macross 7 is a straightforward narrative. And how. Allow me to break it down for y'all:
First, we see an alarm clock sounding.
Bing bong! It's seven o'clock!
Next we see Mylene waking up.
Wake up, Mylene!
Then we get Mylene in a zero-gravity shower.
Wash up, Mylene!
And we pan over to see Mylene getting ready for school.
Get ready, Mylene!
Mylene is almost ready for school.
Don't be late for school, Mylene!
What shoes will you wear, Mylene?
Okay, this part doesn't really make sense.
Is that you, Gainax?
Man, that was heavy. Time to chill out.
School's a drag, Mylene!
Guvava agrees, Mylene!
Here we have Mylene relaxing under a tree. A mysterious gentleman approaches! Mysterious Gentleman, did you learn everything you know about women from Bing Crosby, too? Mysterious Gentleman offers Mylene a Coke.
Have a Coke, Mylene!
WHOA, Mylene must really really love Coke. No, I said Coke. C-O-K-E.
What are you trying to say, Mylene?
Assuming an accurate translation, the lyrics are also rather...unambiguous.
Be gentle, Mylene!
THAT'S RIGHT.
